COTTON T-SHIRTS
This classic heavyweight tee has the kind of structure that makes even simplicity look intentional.
The fabric is firm, the lines stay sharp, and it keeps its shape no matter how many times life (or the washing machine) tries to soften it.
It’s the everyday piece that refuses to feel ordinary.
Material
Cotton content
Min
Max
Fabric thickness
Lightweight
Heavyweight
Softness scale
Extra rough
Extra soft
Style & Fit
Streetwear look
The t-shirt's heavyweight fabric gives it a structured look that's perfect for streetwear outfits.
Regular fit
Standard length, the fabric easily gives into movement.
Tubular
Constructed from a single piece of cloth—it doesn't have side seams.
Features
- 100% cotton 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
- Open-end yarn
- Tubular construction
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers
Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
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